You May Be a Terrorist If..... May 11, 2007
by Will
Comedian Jeff Foxworthy built his career on his ?You May Be a Redneck If...? checklist.
With apologies to Mr. Foxworthy, and those weary of his routine, I invite listeners to review a ?You May Be a Terrorist If...? checklist.
That list is adapted from guidelines published by the Alabama Homeland Security Department, the State of Virginia, and the FBI.
*You may be a terrorist if you support the right to keep and bear arms.
*You may be a terrorist if you are a ?property rights activist.?
*You may be a terrorist if you believe the government defies the Constitution.
*You may be a terrorist if you oppose the UN, and otherwise believe our national independence has been compromised.
*You may be a terrorist if you've been overheard condemning the federal massacres of innocent people at Waco and Ruby Ridge.
*You may be a terrorist if you listen to, and agree with, the Liberty Minute.
All right, I made the last one up. But the point should be clear by now.
Let us stand fast in the liberty wherewith Christ has made us free.