You May Be a Terrorist If..... May 11, 2007

by Will

Comedian Jeff Foxworthy built his career on his ?You May Be a Redneck If...? checklist.

With apologies to Mr. Foxworthy, and those weary of his routine, I invite listeners to review a ?You May Be a Terrorist If...? checklist.

That list is adapted from guidelines published by the Alabama Homeland Security Department, the State of Virginia, and the FBI.

*You may be a terrorist if you support the right to keep and bear arms.

*You may be a terrorist if you are a ?property rights activist.?

*You may be a terrorist if you believe the government defies the Constitution.

*You may be a terrorist if you oppose the UN, and otherwise believe our national independence has been compromised.

*You may be a terrorist if you've been overheard condemning the federal massacres of innocent people at Waco and Ruby Ridge.

*You may be a terrorist if you listen to, and agree with, the Liberty Minute.

All right, I made the last one up. But the point should be clear by now.

Let us stand fast in the liberty wherewith Christ has made us free.

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